Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, February 28, 2011
Saturday, February 26, 2011
Funny Or Die Video: Mike Tyson Gives His Oscar Predictions (Sort of)
From brobible.com
Back in his hay, no one was hated, feared, and more unwelcome around children than Iron Mike was. Baddest man on the fuckin' planet. Mowed down every chump that got in his way. Now he is America's goddamn sweetheart. Funny how humility, bankruptcy ,and old age can do that to ya. But we should all be grateful that he is spending his retirement from the ring acting and not selling shitty grills or stomping on a child's testicles just so others could feel his pain. Below is a Funny or Die spoof of him trying to answer questions about this years Oscars.
Back in his hay, no one was hated, feared, and more unwelcome around children than Iron Mike was. Baddest man on the fuckin' planet. Mowed down every chump that got in his way. Now he is America's goddamn sweetheart. Funny how humility, bankruptcy ,and old age can do that to ya. But we should all be grateful that he is spending his retirement from the ring acting and not selling shitty grills or stomping on a child's testicles just so others could feel his pain. Below is a Funny or Die spoof of him trying to answer questions about this years Oscars.
Tuesday, February 22, 2011
50 Really Bad, Creepy, Disgusting Or Funny Baby Pictures!
Check out some really bad, creepy, disgusting, funny, strange, and off the wall baby pictures!
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
5 Insane Early Drafts Of Famous Movie Characters
As we are fond of pointing out, it's easy to think of pop culture icons as having just walked onto the scene fully formed. But even the most timeless stories and characters went through creative tinkering right up until the last minute. You know, the way Batman was almost a blond geek in red spandex.
Some of the early versions of these characters weren't just different, but were utterly freaking insane. For instance ... [Watch The Videos and Read More HERE!]
Sunday, December 5, 2010
Horrible Self-made Tattoos (25 pics)
Wednesday, November 10, 2010
People of Walmart
Ahh.. good ole' Walmart. A great place to get your chips, milk, bread, grill, beer, DVDs and some laughs at people. People half dressed, in their underwear, or some without clothes at all.. Check out the site for some good laughs. [CLICK HERE]
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Who's Line Is It Anyway?
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
Joke Time!
What Starts with F and ends with K
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
taken while using Stumbleupon! http://www.myesmile.com/2009/05/what-starts-with-f-and-ends-with-k.html
A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what's your problem?"
Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"
Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's office.
While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy a test. If he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9."
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36."
And so it went with every question the principal thought a 3rd grader should know.
The principal looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think Harry can go to the 3rd grade"
Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions."
The principal and Harry both agreed.
Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."
Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
The principal wondered why would she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants."
Ms. Brooks: What starts with a C, ends with a T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin, whitish liquid?"
Harry: "Coconut."
The principal sat forward with his mouth hanging open.
Ms. Brooks: "What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?"
The principal's eyes opened really wide and before he could stop the answer, Harry replied, "Bubble gum."
Ms. Brooks: "What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?"
Harry: "Shake hands."
The principal was trembling.
Ms. Brooks: "What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of heat and excitement?"
Harry: "Firetruck."
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the teacher, "Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last seven questions wrong.
taken while using Stumbleupon! http://www.myesmile.com/2009/05/what-starts-with-f-and-ends-with-k.html
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)